salesforce

It was the thousandth time Salesforce was borked.

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He's our Salesforce Admin, a constant job,
Adding whosits, whatsits, and thingamabobs.
One for marketing here, one for CS there,
He's got the fixes, when we have the prayers.
He dreams of picklists and relational fields,
Never stopped by permissions, he'll never yield.
Runs reports like a madman, using Apex like glue,
Nuking customizations, CRM Kung Fu.
So here's to the man who's saved all of our butts,
Facing grievous errors, he's shown he's got guts.
Another client to onboard? Another workflow is bust?
Just start up the cheer, "In Scott we trust!"


if (System.Trigger.isUpdate && Year == '5') {
System.debug("I'm glad you're alive");
}

/********************************************
If System dot Trigger dot isUpdate,
AND if Year is equal to five,
Then save this message to the logs,
System debug, "I'm glad you're alive";
********************************************/