guacamole

"Sympathies for my poor grandma who thought wasabi was guacamole"

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On chips? Oh, absolutely.
On tacos? Count her in.
And now it goes on sushi???
That's got to be a win.
She was a patent guac-a-holic,
Avocados were her jam,
Where most would focus on the chip,
Not so for this sweet gram.
So she piled high her rolls,
With the greenest goodest spread,
Just the sight caused her to drool,
Tasty dreams filled up her head.
And with a mighty chopstick heave,
She heft it to the sky,
And downed the whole caboodle,
In a single massive bite.
Alarms, they started sounding,
Her brain, it was on fire,
The tears, they were aflowin',
The heat levels were dire.
But after a few minutes,
When she'd gotten back her zen,
Through the pain, her nose, it had evolved,
And never stuffed again.