ai in the outfield

The LA Angels got their first AI assistant up and running. Time to fill those stands.

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There were AI in the outfield,
There were robots in the stands,
A symphony of beeps and boops,
Was pouring from the band.
The engagement was incredible,
Response rate was insane,
An electric email legion,
With circuits for their brains.
They sold a million tickets,
Then they sold a billion more,
The stands were overflowing,
Fans were bursting from the doors.
But they kept on selling seats,
It was their one and only aim,
They were built to grow attendance,
To this wonderful ballgame.
So if you saw the angels,
And wondered how they'd heard,
Well first the AI sold out Earth,
Then sent mail heavenward.